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These are some lies we made up about Lake Powell.
A man with the head of a leprechaun has purportedly been seen on several instances snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Lake Powell.
A lady ablaze, grasping a kerosene bottle may regularly be distinguished giving a guided expedition of Ant Knolls to a crowd of spirits before sunrise.
An ET from Pluto may be perceived over and over again on a dark night flying across Cane Spring Desert.
The spirit of a farmer in a farmer hat is once in a while spotted staring at the sight from the summit of Ant Knolls in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whatever people articulate, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that is rather not disrupted.
An alien from deep space is rumored to have been noticed on several instances contemplating in Lost Spring Wash around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Powell
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Powell
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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