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These are some lies we made up about Koosharem.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system is every so often noticed marching along a desolate highway in close proximity to Koosharem.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg has been observed on a small number of occasions in Koosharem Indian Reservation at night glugging down blood from a cup. A number of of the locals assert this phantom likes terrifying foolish folks who come searching for phantoms in Koosharem.
The phantom of a waitress may once in a while be spotted guzzling water from Birch Springs around midnight. In any case, this ghost certainly is scary; one that should be left alone.
The Mothman has often been spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise admiring Praetor Slopes.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief has been distinguished on a handful of instances at Koosharem Dam at midnight sipping soda pop. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Koosharem
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Ghost Sightings From Koosharem
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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