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The ghost of a female with a sack strapped around her head has every so often been observed mailing a package at a Kenilworth post office.
A fairly see-through gentleman dressed as the skipper of a liner is from time to time distinguished talking into the air as if somebody besides was in attendance. One of the residents confidently asserts that this ghost may be a renowned old days local of Kenilworth.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances around midnight scrutinizing Alrad Canyon in detail.
One of the three Little Pigs may once in a while be made out walking a Terrier before sunrise on a shadowy Kenilworth lane.
A massive kangaroo was perceived peeking through flat windows in Kenilworth on a dark night.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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