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These are some lies we made up about Kanosh.
A space invader from planet Venus is regularly distinguished shouting by Corn Creek.
A space alien from outer space is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions attempting to exclaim something in Corn Creek Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
Count Dracula may repeatedly be witnessed shining a lantern near Corn Creek Bench Spring at the stroke of midnight.
An ET may be spotted over and over again on the summit of Black Rock Volcano at the stroke of midnight gazing at the vista.
A man with a big hole through his chest is once in a while distinguished at the stroke of midnight exploring Big Cottonwood Canyon in detail. People who have perceived this phantom assert this phantom is in all probability the struggling phantom of a local resident who used to dwell here in Kanosh. Anyhow, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to meet very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Kanosh
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Ghost Sightings From Kanosh
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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