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These are some lies we made up about Honeyville.
A giant monkey came into view glugging down water from Bluerock Spring on a dark night.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso came into view in Calls Fort Monument at midnight covering a body by a big rock. When made out the ghost came close to the bystander who then ran off. Local people who have spotted this phantom argue this phantom is the undeparted spirit of an old Honeyville person who lived here.
A big terrifying beast was made out at Malad River before dawn hurling boulders into the water.
A guy having the head of a beast has repeatedly been spotted strolling through an apartment next to Honeyville. A resident claims that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Honeyville before the present. No matter what people express, this is a horrible ghost that should be let alone.
A massive capybara is regularly observed checking out Pleasant View Point on a dark night.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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