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These are some lies we made up about Hill Afb.
An alien has every so often been noticed resting at a table in a Hill Afb trailer excavating an outlet.
A sizeable menacing beast is from time to time perceived in the middle of Burch Creek stacking stones.
The martian captain of a flying saucer may now and then be seen in Affleck Park at the stroke of midnight gulping blood from a container.
An enormous mountain goat was observed tossing boulders into Beus Reservoir at midnight.
A scary skeleton emerged traveling on a steed along a highway close to Hill Afb. Several folks in close proximity have had identical experiences with an identical ghost. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Hill Afb.
Ferdinand Magellan was distinguished at a pay phone in Hill Afb making a phone call.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire was observed walking through a Hill Afb neighborhood churchyard.
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This phantom is enormously active in this area; there have been several additional sightings of this particular phantom. One thing's for sure, it's a frightening phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Hill Afb
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Ghost Sightings From Hill Afb
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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