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These are some lies we made up about Henrieville.
A very large peccary came into sight looking at the scenery at Johnson Storage Dam very late at night.
A space man from Jupiter emerged pulling a cadaver over the grass in Kodachrome Basin State Park on a dark night.
The Wizard of Oz was noticed at Shepherd Point in the early morning hours gazing down into the water.
An ET from another solar system was perceived walking a Pit Bull after midnight on a dark Henrieville residential street.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack gripping a big axe is frequently seen cleaning a blood-splattered scarf in Rock Springs on a dark night. Some of the folks here declare this ghost likes scaring unwise people who dare to disturb the silence in Henrieville.
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Ghost Sightings From Henrieville
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Ghost Sightings From Henrieville
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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