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These are some lies we made up about Helper.
The ghost of a man clothed as a car mechanic is repeatedly spotted taking a rest on the floor in a mobile home in Helper. Nonetheless, it's a scary ghost that any rational person would not want to bump into.
A space man from another galaxy has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions devouring a cookie beside a streetlamp in Helper.
The phantom of a gentleman wearing a police force outfit can repeatedly be perceived searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Helper house on a dark night. Locals here assert that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who come seeking ghosts in Helper. In any event, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be noticed time and again reading a tabloid in the center of Gordon Creek.
A Stegosaurus has sometimes been distinguished looking at the view from the top of Pinnacle Peak before dawn.
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a man dressed in soldier's attire is sometimes perceived looking at people in a Helper building through a peephole. Regardless of what people verbalize, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that is better not disrupted.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship is known to have been made out on a few occasions pulling a body over rocks in Price Canyon Campgrounds before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Helper
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Ghost Sightings From Helper
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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