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These are some lies we made up about Hanksville.
A very large canary is rumored to have been perceived on one or two instances sending a letter at a Hanksville post office.
An martian traveler from deep space can every so often be perceived trying to say something in the middle of Bull Creek.
The phantom of a woman having half her head not there has frequently been made out looking at Halfway Bench late in the night.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances scrutinizing Blackburn Draw in detail at the stroke of midnight.
A Brachiosaurus may frequently be made out up on Adams Butte shuffling orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Hanksville
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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