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These are some lies we made up about Gunnison.
The ghost of an aged man with a big white mustache was seen in a Gunnison school late at night pacing the hallways. Shocked by the bystanders the ghost withdrew into the dark. It's been claimed that this particular ghost may be the soul of a resident who died here in Gunnison some time ago.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune materialized pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of San Pitch River at midnight.
An Allosaurus was made out heading a guided expedition of The Caterpillar to a crowd of ghosts late in the night.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head came into sight swallowing water from Fayette Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise. This precise ghost has been made out very frequently in this neighborhood. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost could be a well-known yesteryear inhabitant of Gunnison.
The ghost of a woman with a sack tied around her head was observed up on the peak of Chalk Hill looking wrathfully at the eye witness. Numerous stories of this ghost have been described.
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Ghost Sightings From Gunnison
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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