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These are some lies we made up about Gunlock.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world has been said to have been noticed on many instances guzzling gasoline by the water's edge at Gunlock Reservoir.
A space invader from Mars can repeatedly be perceived looking at the water by Gunlock Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a twelve feet tall enormous person can be perceived frequently gazing over Cactus Flat around midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been made out in Gunlock State Park in the early morning hours concealing a dead body by a big rock.
A space invader is every now and then noticed in a secluded zone outside Gunlock.
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Ghost Sightings From Gunlock
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Ghost Sightings From Gunlock
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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