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These are some lies we made up about Grouse Creek.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon may be distinguished repeatedly in the early morning hours looking across Mud Basin.
A space man from outer space is now and then perceived examining Emigrant Pass in detail around midnight.
A space alien has purportedly been noticed on several occasions up on the pinnacle of Bovine Mountains calling out names.
A giant lovebird may from time to time be witnessed being carried by a horse by the side of a road near Grouse Creek.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted down near Bull Springs in the early morning hours gazing irritably at the viewer.
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Ghost Sightings From Grouse Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Grouse Creek
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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