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These are some lies we made up about Greenwich.
The spirit of a woman with a dagger in her chest was made out on the top of Forshea Mountain late in the night observing the surroundings. The phantom mentioned revenging a homicide.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun became visible at Blind Spring at night scooping out a hole. The observer was terrified and ran away.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object was seen by The Elbow trashing a glove.
The spirit of a guy having half his head missing was spotted trying to find a map in Andy Canyon at night. The ghost did not appear to be bothered by the eye witnesses. In any case, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that should be left alone.
The ghost of a young woman dressed in a bloody wedding dress is often made out on a dark night flying across Dry Lake. A local woman declares that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while passing through Greenwich many years ago. Whatever people say, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwich
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A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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