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These are some lies we made up about Greenville.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nose can be observed over and over again up on the highest spot of Little Bald Hill redistributing orbs about. People claim that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a former Greenville local person. Whichever way, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that any rational person would not want to bump into.
A gigantic gazelle is occasionally observed at Robinson-Tanner Dam on a dark night appearing scary.
A space man from the cosmos can once in a while be perceived staring at people in a Greenville house through a door crack.
Napoleon Bonaparte was seen at Big Slough around midnight hurling bricks into the current.
A space alien became visible very late at night leading a conducted visit of Greenville Bench to a cluster of ghosts.
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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