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These are some lies we made up about Green River.
An alien voyager from space was seen trimming bushes in the garden of a trailer in Green River.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was noticed quite near Green River State Park yelling at the eye witness to go away. The ghost didn't seem to be troubled by the witnesses.
A space alien from planet Mercury appeared by a guy hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Green River.
A gigantic hyena was distinguished staring over Gunnison Valley after midnight.
A scary creature has often been distinguished down by Crystal Geyser after midnight mounding pebbles.
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Ghost Sightings From Green River
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Ghost Sightings From Green River
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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