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These are some lies we made up about Grantsville.
A giant crocodile was perceived hanging out in a vacant building in Grantsville.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet materialized in Grantsville Fort Historic Marker very late at night pulling a corpse across the dirt.
The ghost of a flight attendant emerged reading a book mid stream in Cooleys Slough. The phantom did not appear to be concerned by the watchers.
A giant woodchuck was spotted glancing over Willow Fields very late at night.
A massive leopard has regularly been seen up on the pinnacle of Coyote Knolls sobbing.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is repeatedly perceived by Warm Springs late at night shouting.
A space alien from planet Mars has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances gazing in Baker Canyon around midnight.
A space alien from outer space can often be spotted riding on a motorbike on a shadowy road outside Grantsville.
A pitch black cockroach that shifted shape into
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a female can be noticed very often in a flat in Grantsville. Anyhow, it's undeniably a menacing spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Count Dracula has occasionally been distinguished in a Grantsville mobile home.
The ghost of a youthful female clad as a maid has been noticed on a small number
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of occasions rearranging orbs about in Antelope Island State Park near the park headquarters.
The phantom of a dispossessed guy has frequently been witnessed in California National Historic Trail at the park headquarters yelling names.
An ET is repeatedly perceived coming into view in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Grantsville
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Ghost Sightings From Grantsville
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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