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These are some lies we made up about Goshen.
An ET from another planet is known to have been perceived on numerous instances trying to locate another ghost in the center of Currant Creek.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can be noticed very frequently down near Warm Springs on a dark night weeping. Some of the residents say this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Goshen.
A space invader has every so often been witnessed gazing over Government Flat at midnight.
A huge newt is known to have been seen on frequent occasions scrutinizing Alcorns Canyon in detail late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft can every now and then be observed at Ewell Dam at the stroke of midnight trying to capture something.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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