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These are some lies we made up about Glenwood.
A gigantic doe is now and then spotted very late at night checking out Bell Rock Canyon in detail.
An extremely large alligator has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances staring at the sight from the summit of Black Knoll at night.
The Abominable Snowman has regularly been observed in Fishlake National Forest late in the night pitching a tent.
An extremely large giraffe is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions on a dark night drifting along Brine Creek.
The phantom of a female having a cross carved into her arm can often be made out searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Glenwood home at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Glenwood
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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