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These are some lies we made up about Garrison.
Vincent van Gogh was made out going bananas by Big Wash.
A gentleman's body with the head of a lizard materialized scrutinizing Big Wash in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the watcher came into view the ghost escaped.
A womanly form was noticed by Pruess Lake Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water. The appearance of the viewer terrified the ghost who then vanished. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Garrison.
A gigantic burro was noticed flying over Sinks of Baker around midnight.
A massive chamois has regularly been observed on the water's edge of Baker Reservoir drinking blood from a bottle.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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