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These are some lies we made up about Garland.
The ghost of a strapped up man is every so often observed down at Beaton Springs before dawn reading a pamphlet. Many locals allege this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a local who used to reside here in Garland. Nonetheless, it's a creepy ghost that any normal person would not want to bump into.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has been said to have been made out on several instances in Historical Monument Stage Station late in the night trying to find a man.
A giant jaguar can once in a while be perceived in Cottonwood Creek holding a headbone.
A giant ram has often been made out by Point Lookout screaming.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is often witnessed staring in Butler Canyon after midnight.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood has supposedly been observed on several instances trying to grab something up on Chocolate Peak. In any case, it certainly is a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A massive addax can repeatedly be noticed strolling through a home in Garland.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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