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A space alien from another world is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions at a public phone in Garden City making a telephone call.
An exceptionally menacing spirit may frequently be distinguished piling chunks of concrete along a deserted road right next door to Garden City after midnight. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Garden City before the present.
A space alien can be observed over and over again staring at the waves by the shore at Ideal Beach at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand is every so often made out in Bear Lake State Park late in the night swallowing blood from a bottle.
The alien captain of a flying saucer can every now and then be noticed outside Bear Lake State Park gobbling a burger.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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