|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Fort Duchesne.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently noticed staggering through a building in Fort Duchesne.
A giant wolf has been said to have been noticed on several instances very late at night studying Bottle Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a man with a name cut into his head can repeatedly be perceived by Deep Creek attempting to exclaim something.
The ghost of the driver of a train may be noticed repeatedly glancing at the view from the pinnacle of Randlett Butte on a dark night.
The alien crew member of a UFO has now and then been observed at Bullock Draw Dam late in the night looking at the scenery.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Fort Duchesne
Submit a lie about Fort Duchesne, Utah:
Other untruthful towns near Fort Duchesne, Utah:
Lapoint, Utah, 6 miles away
Randlett, Utah, 9 miles away
Tridell, Utah, 9 miles away
Roosevelt, Utah, 11 miles away
Whiterocks, Utah, 11 miles away
Myton, Utah, 16 miles away
Vernal, Utah, 21 miles away
Neola, Utah, 21 miles away
Bluebell, Utah, 34 miles away
Jensen, Utah, 36 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Utah
|
Ghost Sightings From Fort Duchesne
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
MORE JOKES
|
