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These are some lies we made up about Fillmore.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was seen performing a tune on a harpsichord in a Fillmore home.
An enormous tiger was spotted after midnight scrutinizing Hole-in-the-Rock in detail.
A space alien from the cosmos is regularly observed near the water at Telegraph Point appearing bloodcurdling.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances pointing at the eye witness up on Black Point.
The ghost of a man clothed as a gardener can regularly be seen soaring over Clay Flat before sunrise. Regardless of what, this spirit undoubtedly is menacing; one that should be steered clear of.
The martian captain of a UFO can be observed over and over again looking at Tabernacle Crater in the early morning hours.
A female with a half see-through body has from time to time been witnessed mounding bricks near Squidike Spring at night. One of the residents definitely says that this spirit is that of a local who lived here in Fillmore in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Fillmore
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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