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These are some lies we made up about Ferron.
The spirit of a dispossessed guy may often be perceived in a Ferron trailer. Locals here who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who have the courage to disturb the silence in Ferron.
An ET from space can be made out frequently coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
An enormous moose is occasionally distinguished by Blue Dougway calling names.
Aristotle has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions at Ferron Debris Basin Number Five Dam very late at night appearing chilling.
The alien commander of a UFO may every now and then be perceived at midnight rushing after a passing Dodge on a shady highway close to Ferron.
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Ghost Sightings From Ferron
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Ghost Sightings From Ferron
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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