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These are some lies we made up about Farmington.
A Yeti is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions studying the scenery from the apex of Bountiful Peak very late at night.
An extremely large finch may frequently be observed in a rubber raft on Smith Creek Lakes trying to find another ghost.
A huge gemsbok can be spotted frequently crying in Barton Ponds Park late at night.
The ghost of a guy holding a blood-covered knife has once in a while been perceived examining Adams Canyon in detail after midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is occasionally observed late in the night looking across Farmington Flats.
A military uniform walking around with no body in it has been seen on one or two instances at Bair Creek before sunrise heaving bricks into the stream.
An alien from planet Jupiter can once in a while be distinguished hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Farmington.
An ET from another galaxy has regularly been distinguished looking
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at a man snoozing in a bed in an apartment in Farmington.
An extremely large steer is frequently witnessed in a hardware store in the Farmington neighborhood.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances turning toward the witness at Centerville Spring at midnight.
An martian
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explorer from another galaxy may regularly be observed trying on clothes in a Farmington trailer.
An extremely large hedgehog has from time to time been made out throwing rocks at California National Historic Trail.
A space man from planet Jupiter is once in a while distinguished crawling out of a manhole on a Farmington residential street at night.
A colossal cat has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Farmington.
The ghost of a civil war warrior may every now and then be noticed in Antelope Island State Park outside the ranger station drinking blood from a beaker.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was spotted performing a song on a flute in a Farmington trailer.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft became visible in a mirror in a Farmington trailer; the phantom was only noticeable in the mirror.
A Megalosaurus was observed trying to find a shoe beneath a parked VW in a Farmington parking lot in the early
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morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Farmington
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Ghost Sightings From Farmington
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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