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These are some lies we made up about Fairview.
A big chilling beast has been observed on one or two occasions by Smiths Dam very late at night looking at the water.
An martian explorer from another world may be witnessed very often smoking a pipe up on the summit of Black Hawk.
An alien from Venus has sometimes been made out in Lasson Draw Wildlife Management Area late in the night pulling a body over the grass.
An alien from space is once in a while seen at the stroke of midnight giving a lead visit of Red Cliff to a party of ghosts.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions slurping water from Buggy Wheel Spring at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairview
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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