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These are some lies we made up about Eureka.
An enormous finch is every so often seen staring over Bradley Basin on a dark night.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances on the highest spot of Big Hill after midnight glancing at the panorama.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft can from time to time be noticed down at Aperdue Spring after midnight piling stones.
A dark bat that transformed into a female has regularly been distinguished soaring across the East Tintic Mountains before sunrise.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman is regularly perceived examining Broad Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Eureka
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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