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An ET from planet Mercury has every now and then been made out pulling up weeds in the back yard of a residence in Escalante.
A space alien from another planet is every now and then observed in Escalante Petrified Forest State Park late in the night hauling a dead body across the dirt.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been noticed on a few instances facing the witness at Wide Hollow Dam before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system may sometimes be noticed looking across Antone Flat around midnight.
A man with a knife in his head was distinguished by an old man fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Escalante. The spirit did not care that there was somebody else nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Escalante
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Ghost Sightings From Escalante
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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