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These are some lies we made up about Ephraim.
A massive ibex was noticed by Johnson Springs in the early morning hours struggling to seize something.
An enormous coyote has regularly been seen poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Ephraim.
William Shakespeare is often noticed in Bald Mountain Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight frightening folks.
A colossal lamb has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in the middle of Bill Allred Creek shouting people's names.
A huge eland may frequently be spotted hollowing out a crack in the soil in The Cottonwoods at midnight.
A massive roebuck can be spotted over and over again up on the pinnacle of Bald Mountain pointing at the bystander.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has from time to time been seen shouting at the onlooker to stay away in Ax Handle Canyon on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ephraim
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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