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These are some lies we made up about Enterprise.
An extremely large ferret may every so often be made out looking at the water by Gary and Joyce Holt Reservoir Dam at midnight.
A young girl having on a blood-splattered wedding gown is repeatedly made out flinging chunks of concrete into the flow at Bullrush Creek at midnight.
A sasquatch is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances late at night gazing across Ox Valley.
A very large giraffe may regularly be spotted up on Big Mountain attempting to touch something.
A very large bunny may be noticed very frequently down beside Blue Spring before sunrise contemplating.
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Ghost Sightings From Enterprise
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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