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These are some lies we made up about Elsinore.
A lady's body with a donkey's head can regularly be distinguished downing blood from a glass in Albinus Canyon at night. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost loves frightening people who come trying to locate ghosts in Elsinore.
A fairly decayed human cadaver can be noticed over and over again in Monroe Hot Springs Resort on a dark night searching for a box. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to encounter late at night.
A lady on fire, holding a fuel tank has now and then been perceived seated on a sofa in a house right next door to Elsinore.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot is every now and then made out smoking a pipe down next to Hot Springs before sunrise. If you listen to what the people who live here say, this phantom could be a famous former time inhabitant of Elsinore.
A colossal raccoon has supposedly been noticed on several occasions in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver noticing the spirit in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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