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These are some lies we made up about Elberta.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer can every now and then be distinguished staring down into the water at Long Point at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an aged woman clutching a gun was spotted searching for a woman up on Blowhole Hill. The ghost greeted the onlooker. One thing is for certain, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to run into late at night.
The phantom of an old Indian chief came into sight sobbing by Black Point. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being noticed. People here declare that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Elberta local person.
A Stegosaurus was perceived trying on a hat in an Elberta flat.
A space man from planet Venus was spotted late in the night exploring Chimney Rock Pass in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Elberta
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Ghost Sightings From Elberta
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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