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These are some lies we made up about Eden.
A space invader from space has been noticed on frequent instances looking frightening in Weber County North Fork Park late at night.
A gargantuan mouse may from time to time be seen in a home close to Eden.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head was seen in an Eden area clothing store, walking the aisles. The ghost was ingested by the night after being observed. Some of the folks here say this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Eden. Whatever folks articulate, it unquestionably is a scary ghost that should be avoided.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship came into sight going crazy in a rubber raft on Pineview Reservoir.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a person inside was perceived taking a rest at a coffee table in an Eden trailer flinging rocks. Panic stricken by the watchers the ghost fled into the night.
Johann Sebastian Bach was witnessed
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dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Birch Creek after midnight.
A gargantuan canary was made out mounding boulders down near Bailey Cabin Spring around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Eden
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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