Echo

  Last week I rented an elephant to go on safari in and around Echo Utah. We have several used elephant lots here and so I rented a 1999 model elephant. Then I went on safari in and around Echo. I managed to bag five mice and three crows before the police pulled me over to check and see if I had an elephant license.
I did not have an elephant license but they let me go because I am a choirboy at church.
Submitted by Snooker
      Category: church

    
Ok one night I woke up for no reason and then I heard sounds of an axe cutting something I ran downstairs to see what it was and I saw a pig being properly prepared for a whole meal I ran back upstairs and saw a giant baby head ballon go floating by it nearly hit me but I ducked just in time I got my husband, and we ran to the cheese factory across the Street and found tom and jerry running around the counter so I left my husband and I ran to the bath room jumped in the toilet and flushed myself down and when I woke up the next morning. I was steeling the kraby patty secret formula with plakton controlling my body and I shouted what's wrong in this world? Pigs baby heads Tom and Jerry and secret formulas all add up im just asleep!!! But I really wasn't because I passed out under water and floated all the way up on a lost ballon from the movie up and I knew because they were trying to pull me up but I didn't understand.
I finally saw a popcorn stand sat down at some and boom I was right back where this all stated in my house..... Scary :|.
Submitted by Tutie
      Categories: home, sounds, face, baby, factory



 

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