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The phantom of a young-looking gentleman wearing a winter coat has often been perceived at the stroke of midnight exploring Post Hollow in detail.
An alien from planet Neptune is frequently made out on the highest spot of Hickman Knolls on a dark night staring at the sight.
A beheaded gentleman has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions drinking water from Big Spring at midnight. Whichever way, it without a doubt is a scary ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
A Triceratops can often be witnessed walking a Poodle at night on a shady Dugway avenue.
A massive colt can be observed often staring through mobile home windows in Dugway after midnight.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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