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A colossal chipmunk may often be made out fluttering over Bowers Flat in the early morning hours.
The Gingerbread Man may be seen very often glugging down water from Anderson Spring before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has once in a while been observed fishing from the water's edge of Cow Lake before dawn.
A decapitated woman is once in a while distinguished drifting along Billingsly Creek before dawn.
A gargantuan pony has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances in the early morning hours before sunrise conducting a lead trip of White Face to a party of phantoms.
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Ghost Sightings From Duck Creek Village
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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