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These are some lies we made up about Duchesne.
An ET from Saturn has allegedly been noticed on many instances near Murray Springs at the stroke of midnight dining on a steak.
A space invader from another planet can be observed very often mid stream in Benson Creek smoking a cigar.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire is from time to time perceived in Benson Draw in the early morning hours reading a magazine.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions gazing at the water by Starvation Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can every so often be distinguished in Sowers Canyon Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours howling.
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Ghost Sightings From Duchesne
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Ghost Sightings From Duchesne
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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