|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Delta.
A space man has every now and then been distinguished slurping diesel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Delta.
A man with no head has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances discussing into the night as if somebody besides was nearby.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy may every so often be witnessed looking through trailer windows in Delta at night.
An enormous canary has repeatedly been distinguished gazing irritably at the witness at D M A D Dam late in the night.
A space man from planet Mars is repeatedly spotted in a sail boat on D M A D Reservoir going wild.
A space man from another solar system has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions on a dark night fluttering across Sevier Desert.
An ET may regularly be witnessed watching television in a Delta living room late in the night.
An enormously creepy ghost may be made out very frequently in Territorial Statehouse State Park near the
| |
|
ranger station guzzling blood from a beaker. Locals here who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Delta. No matter what people exclaim, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world has occasionally been
| |
| |
seen on a Delta lane at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from Mars is now and then distinguished hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Delta.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous occasions gazing at a man sleeping in a bed in an apartment in Delta.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Delta
Submit a lie about Delta, Utah:
Other untruthful towns near Delta, Utah:
Hinckley, Utah, 10 miles away
Lynndyl, Utah, 16 miles away
Oak City, Utah, 17 miles away
Leamington, Utah, 22 miles away
Fillmore, Utah, 25 miles away
Holden, Utah, 25 miles away
Kanosh, Utah, 31 miles away
Scipio, Utah, 33 miles away
Vernon, Utah, 38 miles away
Eureka, Utah, 45 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Utah
|
Ghost Sightings From Delta
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
MORE JOKES
|
