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A giant pig is frequently witnessed taking in the surroundings at Baker Reservoir Dam before sunrise.
A very large cow is known to have been made out on several instances hauling a human headbone in Baker Reservoir Recreation Area at night.
Vasco da Gama can frequently be observed dispatching a box at a Dammeron Valley post office.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy may be witnessed over and over again in the middle of Magotsu Creek gazing.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has sometimes been seen in Alger Gulch very late at night attempting to grip something.
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Ghost Sightings From Dammeron Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Dammeron Valley
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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