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These are some lies we made up about Croydon.
The spirit of a guy with half his head gone was seen throwing boulders into the stream at Big Cottonwood Creek late in the night. The phantom unmoved that there was someone else in attendance.
A gigantic reindeer was perceived gazing across Big Flat at midnight.
A colossal ermine was witnessed shouting at the bystander to go away in Anderton Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A beheaded female has repeatedly been perceived going nuts by Devils Slide. If you talk to the locals, this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who are courageous enough to upset the tranquility in Croydon.
The martian commander of a UFO is repeatedly observed up on the top of Bolly Knob excavating a nook.
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Ghost Sightings From Croydon
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Ghost Sightings From Croydon
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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