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These are some lies we made up about Collinston.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman was distinguished around midnight drifting down on Cottonwood Creek. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the air.
A very large baboon has frequently been made out munching on a carrot in Historical Monument Stage Station at the stroke of midnight.
An martian explorer from another world is rumored to have been witnessed on several instances at Cutler Dam late at night downing apple juice.
A space invader from space may regularly be made out smoking a cigar by the shore at Cutler Reservoir.
The ghost of a young cowboy can be witnessed often sipping water from Beaton Springs late at night.
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Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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