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These are some lies we made up about Coalville.
A female with the head of a demon may sometimes be seen in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise. Anyhow, this phantom indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to encounter at night.
A space invader from Mars is frequently noticed at Sargent Number One Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the scenery.
An extremely large koodoo may regularly be seen staring at the vista from the summit of Big Piney Mountain very late at night.
A gargantuan deer may be noticed frequently in Hixon Canyon Wildlife Management Area late at night attempting to utter something.
An extraterrestrial from another world has occasionally been observed before sunrise gazing across Deer Pen.
An extremely large lemur has supposedly been distinguished on many instances pulling a corpse from the cold water of Fort Creek before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial can every now and then be noticed in Big Hollow late in the night yelling names.
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Ghost Sightings From Coalville
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Ghost Sightings From Coalville
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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