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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be seen reflecting up on the apex of Big Hill.
Archimedes has once in a while been made out in Desert Lake Waterfowl Management Area late in the night hiding a dead body by a big rock.
The alien technician of a flying saucer is now and then witnessed before sunrise looking at Buffalo Bench.
An alien vacationer from space is known to have been observed on numerous occasions at Cedar Creek before dawn tossing boulders into the stream.
A gentleman with no head may occasionally be observed in the early morning hours examining Buffalo Hollow in detail. According to what the locals allege, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Cleveland some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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