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These are some lies we made up about Clearfield.
The ghost of a mail carrier may every now and then be observed in a building right next door to Clearfield. Residents declare that this ghost may be the soul of a local who died here in Clearfield some decades ago.
A gentleman's body with the head of a sheep has frequently been distinguished floating along on Burch Creek before sunrise. A person who lives here alleges that this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Clearfield.
A space invader from another galaxy has allegedly been seen on many occasions attempting to deposit a dead body in West Kaysville Marshes late at night.
A gargantuan gnu may often be noticed gripping a human skull in Affleck Park after midnight.
An alien may be witnessed often in a Clearfield area supermarket, striding the aisles.
A womanly shape has from time to time been distinguished yelling after midnight by a mailbox in Clearfield. Some of those who live here
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say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Clearfield local resident. One thing's for guaranteed, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that should be stayed away from.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is from time to time noticed resting at the kitchen counter in a Clearfield apartment trying to say something.
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Ceasar may occasionally be distinguished striding through a residence in Clearfield.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword was made out riding on a camel by a highway outside Clearfield. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been many additional accounts of this specific ghost. In any case, this spirit undoubtedly is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
A giant grizzly bear appeared scaring folks right by Antelope Island State Park.
The ghost of a female with demonic signs cut into her forehead was witnessed crying out people's names near the entrance to California National Historic Trail. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted time and again in the vicinity. It's been claimed that this specific spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Clearfield many years ago. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto came into sight at a pay phone in
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Clearfield using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Clearfield
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Ghost Sightings From Clearfield
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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