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These are some lies we made up about Clawson.
A female lacking a head has been said to have been made out on many instances pacing through a mobile home near Clawson. One thing is for certain, it unquestionably is a frightening phantom that any normal person would not want to encounter.
The spirit of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck may occasionally be spotted wandering through a Clawson area cemetery. It's been said that this specific ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Clawson local person.
An ET from Jupiter has frequently been perceived looking by Blue Dougway.
A very large ram is repeatedly spotted in the early morning hours soaring across Dutch Flat.
An ET from outer space is rumored to have been observed on many occasions staying in an abandoned manor in Clawson.
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Ghost Sightings From Clawson
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Ghost Sightings From Clawson
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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