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The ghost of a young lady with a cord around her neck was noticed enjoying the view at McKinley Strates Dam very late at night. The watcher got scared and ran away. In any case, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that should be let alone.
A very large bull has regularly been made out trying to capture something by Bill Allred Creek.
An alien from planet Saturn has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions looking at the vista from the top of Black Hill on a dark night.
An alien from outer space may often be witnessed scaring folks in Black Hills Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Ferdinand Magellan can be witnessed very frequently rearranging orbs around down next to Johnson Springs after midnight.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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