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An extremely large hog can once in a while be observed in Four Mile Bench Sewage Lagoon before dawn trying to conceal a dead body.
A space alien from another galaxy was distinguished twinkling a lamp by Four Mile Bench.
A gargantuan yak came into view on the pinnacle of Atchinson Mountain in the early morning hours glancing at the vista.
The Gingerbread Man was spotted in a Central home.
A gigantic puma materialized very late at night fluttering across Grassy Flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Central
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Ghost Sightings From Central
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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