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These are some lies we made up about Centerville.
The ghost of a planter in a farmer hat has been said to have been perceived on a handful of instances walking a Rottweiler around midnight on a shady Centerville residential road.
A massive zebu may often be distinguished staring through flat windows in Centerville late in the night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can be distinguished time and again watching TV in a Centerville living room at night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has occasionally been witnessed going through garbage container on a Centerville avenue.
A young girl dressed in a bloody wedding dress is every so often distinguished crying in Cave Hollow around midnight.
A gigantic dog has been said to have been spotted on many instances gazing near Baskin Spring on a dark night.
Archimedes can sometimes be perceived examining the scenery from the top of Big Rock after midnight.
An alien from Mars was spotted creeping out of Old
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River Channel Jordan River drenched in mud very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space came into view shining a light mid stream in Bair Creek.
A woman with a blue-green face appeared glancing across Farmington Flats on a dark night. Many folks nearby have had identical events with a quite similar spirit.
The extraterrestrial
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captain of an unidentified flying object was distinguished hiding a dead body by a large rock in Barton Ponds Park before sunrise.
An extremely large lynx was perceived calling people's names in California National Historic Trail quite near the park headquarters.
Bigfoot has often been seen on a Centerville street around midnight.
An martian tourist from another planet is often made out gazing at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Centerville.
A gentleman having a sword in his head has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions going nuts in Antelope Island State Park quite near the ranger station.
A space man from another world can repeatedly be made out in a clothing store in the Centerville area.
A very large fox can be spotted very often crawling out from a manhole on a Centerville street after midnight.
A large creepy dragon has now and then been noticed poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Centerville.
A space alien is every now and then perceived
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performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Centerville residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Centerville
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Ghost Sightings From Centerville
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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