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These are some lies we made up about Centerfield.
A soldier's uniform walking about lacking a body in it has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances in a deserted neighborhood near Centerfield. It's been asserted that this particular ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Centerfield a long time ago.
The spirit of a civil war fighter was witnessed dispatching a parcel at a Centerfield post office. The viewer fled immediately after he spotted the ghost.
The ghost of a gravely scorched lady was distinguished trying to locate someone up on the top of Chalk Hill. The phantom was unconcerned that there was someone else there. According to the locals, this ghost enjoys frightening folks who come seeking ghosts in Centerfield.
The ghost of a gentleman with a pentagram carved into his back emerged tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water at San Pitch River around midnight. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then faded away.
The ghost of a
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severely mangled hunter hauling a dead moose was made out in Antelope Valley late at night sobbing. The ghost spoke of avenging a murder. Lots of local residents assert this ghost may be a renowned former time native of Centerfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Centerfield
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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