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These are some lies we made up about Cedar Valley.
A man with the head of a beast is from time to time noticed drinking water from Big Spring around midnight. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An Allosaurus has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions speaking into the thin air as if somebody besides was near.
A woman ablaze, hauling a gasoline bottle can once in a while be spotted before sunrise examining Broadmouth Canyon in detail.
A huge hog has often been spotted at Spring Creek late in the night throwing boulders into the water.
A space alien from space is frequently witnessed in Webb Cedars before dawn burrowing an opening in the soil.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Valley
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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